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I will be out tonight like all of you. Craning my head back and scanning the starry sky for a dark sleigh. Except I know things about Santa and his ways that most people don’t. Or at least I think I do. After spinning one wild yarn after another to the little punks before we went on vacation, I’ve started to believe my own lies stories.
The one about catching the special train at Union Station that lies in wait deep underground underneath all the other lines. It goes straight to the North Pole and only I have the master key…
But how do you do that and get back in time for school?
Warp speed. It’s kind of like time travel, but it only works 12 days before and after Christmas.
What were the elves doing?
Every last one of them was taking a nap and snoring. I had to wake them up!
Can you take someone with you?
I wish I could. Let me ask Santa.
How come you get to do it, but not other people?
When I was your age I saw Santa! If you ever see the real one you get special Christmas powers.
My dad told me that Santa isn’t real.
There are secret things in the world that parents don’t know anything about.
You might remember THIS Christmas story.