This is my tabletop and I will not move. Not for anything. Plus it's my birthday the entire month of July, not just the 4th. And I'm a 16 year old now. And jumping is good excercise for me.
You don't need to clear anything off I have already done that. Oh and you know I am not fond of puffy yarn balls. I had a go at those. I might have bitten one. Purely accidental.
If you make me get down I will go get my fur slippers all dirty outside. Then I might jump on your white coverlet on your freshly made bed. I might. I wouldn't want to. Because I'm not that kind of cat.