bootcamp. basic training.
the little newbie 2nd grade punks still have their milk teeth.
after 16 years the new recruits haven’t gotten easier to train.
most human beings, even the wee ones, are not amenable to being herded.
and you know, trying to turn 28 little punks into ordered, organized, law-abiding citizens really really is like.
only i don’t have a horse or lasso.
you wanna know what i do all day long? watch this:
after 3 long days my head hurts, my arse hurts, my back won’t straighten.
someone stuck a sponge bob sticker on my ankle during story time.
i don’t know who.