I sleep by day and conserve my energy so that at night I can find rats to bring inside for you… to chase around the house. I just wish I understood why you spend so much time catching them just to let them go? I don’t understand! I must think about this some more. Things aren’t adding up.
I like to keep clean. I don’t like rats. I don’t roll in dirt. I hate boys. I love this cool chair. You’ll notice I don’t scratch the couch like those other 2 beasts.
Newton’s 1st law of motion: A body in motion tends to stay in motion. A body at rest tends to stay at rest. I did not get to be this old without learning some physics. I am the thinker of the group. I think I will rest here for awhile. Maybe all afternoon.
p.s. Aunt Carol’s cat is learning how to read!