My name is Buck Moss and I was born on the Fourth of July!
I'm just going to sit here in my down cat position and watch the sky for smoke.
One more rocket boom and I'm getting under the blanket.
I kick other cat's arses!
Yesterday was my birthday!
I wonder when that lazy good-for-nothing Wyatt Earp Moss is going to jump up here and lick me.
My mama thinks I'm cute!
I'm going to stare at her until she pets me.
I can use the power of my subconscious mind to make her come to me NOW.
Where is everyone !!!?