Ba da bing!
Thanks to you clever monkeys I got up bright eyed and bushy tailed and headed to Michael’s. You should know, I’d rather get a Brazilian wax than go there. But a woman’s gotta do what she’s gotta do. So I went. I got my elastic. I didn’t look back.
Thanks for being my verizon team. Thanks special someone who is sending me some barbed elastic for future journals.